That’s because the male giraffes are sluttier ;)

That’s because the male giraffes are sluttier ;)

my mom said ladies don’t swear

hyukipi:

i’m not a lady then

i’m a tough guy

without a penis

thanhx2:

percy-poseidonson:

rumour:

what if bruno mars and taylor swift dated and then broke up IMAGINE THE SONGS

holy shit

Imagine if Bruno cheated on Taylor with Adele

I have never felt so related to something! (There's a chance I'm overreacting but shut up)

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